You can dress me up, but you can’t take me out. Here’s a top 15 list as to why I will never rub elbows with royalty.
- I once watched a brawl in the entrance of the Transcona Walmart. While 19 years old, and 8 months pregnant.
- I have a 1-winged, weather worn broken pink flamingo wind chime in my front yard. I know this, yet I don’t take it down
- I believe Christmas lights should stay up year round
- Kraft Dinner is an acceptable dinner
- I think farting dogs are funny
- I express in a blog that I find farting dogs funny
- I have used pickle spears as a mashed potato vessel
- I went grad dress shopping pregnant
- I have more Red Solo cups in my home than good china
- There is a bumper-less vehicle parked on my property
- I like Kid Rock
- I know someone who shot a skunk while wearing a tuxedo
- There are more 4 legged beings in my home than 2
- I have enjoyed canned wine
Any questions? Good.