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Today’s entry is going to be a hodge-podge of information, pictures and stories ranging from wedding crashing to child abduction. Yeah, you read that right. CHILD ABDUCTION. Now hold the phone, you can dial 9-1-if that makes you feel better but hold off on the final 1 until you hear MY SIDE. (I was framed)
Saturday was a gorgeous day in the ‘peg, and me and the pre-teen headed down to the Goldeyes Open House. Beautiful weather, free eats and men in baseball pants. Really, what more do I need? NOTHING.
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Tickets are $12/ea and in section D. The view is something like this
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So after the ball game, we wandered over to crash a wedding, and the conversation went something like this:
Me: Hi! I’m here to crash the Strank wedding
Concierge: 2nd floor ballroom. Have fun!
Apparently, I don’t look like trouble.
So at this point, the pre-teen is like, “can we gooooooooooooooo?” Because like any good mother, I promised her a trip to the candy train (Sugar Mountain aka the Sugar Shack) at the Forks, and the sweets were SPEAKING TO HER.
We never made it. Well, we did. But not before stumbling across this piece of SHEER GENIUS. Bee 2gether bikes
Naturally, we immediately commandeered one, and tore around the forks like a couple 3-year-old holy terrors. Look how fierce.
The rest of the day was spent playing video games, eating sprinkled ice cream (because I am 9 on the inside) chasing ghosts, watching bad moons rise and abducting children. I’m still getting to that.
So onto the child abduction. I took the two nearly teenaged pukes to birds hill to get a better view of the moon (it hit its fullest at 10:35 CST).
I pull into the park and find a quiet patch of grass, shut off the lights and open the sunroof to get an optimal view of the glowing orb in the sky. The girls get outta the car and lay the seats down so they can lay flat staring up and out. We sit around for about 30 minutes, I’m listening to them laugh and talk freely, as if I don’t exist and we decide it’s time to take off. One problem. Hatch won’t open from the inside.
I get out, walk around to the back and open the door. Just as the hatch comes up, the friend leaps out like a caged animal yelling “FREE AT LAST! SHE TOOK ME!” and books it down the darkened road.
Howling with laughter, and half hoping she gets eaten by wolves, I look around nervously for the police. Safe for now.
By the way, anyone want to go to Chicken FUCKING Bingo?
So that was Saturday. I didn’t even get into my Sunday, with ginger badminton, toilet scrubbing in fashionable supermom gloves, wet cat barf in a heating vent or being bum rushed by labs.
It’s an exciting existence. I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE PART OF IT.