Rudolph the Winnipegger

Rudolph the Winnipegger

Had a driveway full of snow

And instead of shovelling

He would just go out and blow


All of his lazy neighbours

Let their snow pile up outside

They would let poor Rudolph

Blow out all their walks and drives


Then one blustery winter night

Rudolph lost his mind

Shot his neighbours one by one

With his new submachine gun


So his remaining neighbours

As they shouted out in fear

They would all get together

And buy a snow machine next year


😀  Let that be a lesson to y’all.


About MsBehavior

I’m a vintage loving, suburban living, book collecting, kitchen destroying, thrifting ninja, single mama of a smart, salty, sassy teenager. Unicorn aficionado. Flamingo enthusiast. Love all things sparkly. Connoisseur of foul language. Insufferable do-gooder. Big mouth. Bigger heart. Biggest backside. Begrudging romantic. Will blog and tweet for money. I make things. You can buy those things. Hey man, I’ve got bills. View all posts by MsBehavior

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